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Post by bonnieabner on Jun 22, 2006 2:18:00 GMT -5
Yes, by all means, gold lamme jackets with leather pants, but I get to wear the brass knuckles...let's see, now... "Flash Em' Gal" can carry a flashing/nightstick, "Hound Dog" can wear the chains since she's related to "the King", (that oughta' make her happy; she's always wanted to wear chains) "Ozzie" can carry the switchblade, and a supply of dead bats, "Wino Woman" can crack heads with her empty bottles, "Flirty" can get down and dirty with her numchucks, "Pink Cadillac" can carry the pistolla, and haul us around in her cool wheels, "Pee Pee Mama" can carry a little golden chamber pot... (but, we'll have to take turns sittin' by her), and when it isn't in use, it can double as a helmet for head-butting "Gassy Girl" will be our secret weapon (we'll keep her loaded up on bean burritos). ....Suddenly, I'm in the mood for a Harley, and a rumble... We'll have to take a vote on Steve, but first we need to find out if he's willing to wear the outfit, and a wig... Now Kash's Golden Gals come to order...chime in with any creative thoughts you may have; don't be shy, there's no room in our gang for that! Let's have some really thought provoking ideas for our first meeting...time, place, theme, etc the sky's the limit, so, let your imaginations run free (just like we'll be running free in "Pink Cadillac's" hot wheels!... ....."Born to be Wiiiiiiiiiilld"!..... *Oh, this will be much better than the "Red Hats"...that whole concept scares me just a bit... couldn't you just see us at the next get-together in that red and purple garb? Let's make a pact that we WILL save each other from that! *KMS Gals, think it over, and give our little gang a try. All you have to do to be a member is tell us your "gang name" and your rumble specialty including weapon of choice and why...you'll be in like flint, Gals, because we already know you're cool! Stay Cool. and Stay Loose, Captain Windy... over and out
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Post by caroltaylor on Jun 22, 2006 4:55:28 GMT -5
Bonnie, You're great! I love it! Well, just let me know when the meeting is,I should good to be "Queen Golden Girl" since I lived iN A Kash's house & then as soon as I got marrried we moved into one 4 doors down from my parents. wHERE DO YOU COME UP WITH ALL THESE IDEAS ?
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Post by caroltaylor on Jun 22, 2006 5:38:03 GMT -5
OOPS BONNIE!! Too late,I already joined the "red hatters" Ok I admit,I only went to 1 meeting the week I turned 50 AND I didn't even buy a hat but I am truly scared! I hear they do terrible things to you when you try to quit one "gang" and join another. I'm afraid I'll find a horse's head in my bed!!! Well, I know my "sista's" will take care of me and I believe in the "Kash's Golden Girls" enough that I am gonna go for it! Well,I do have my chamber pot to protect me from the bullets so here I come-Hope you've got me covered!!
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Post by darlenecarter on Jun 22, 2006 7:48:20 GMT -5
WE MUST... WE SIMPLY MUST let Steve join the club! His name can be "Dolly"!
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Post by tenspeedr on Jun 22, 2006 8:06:10 GMT -5
ROFL ! Thank You Darlene! I was beginning to feel very left out. As for the name "Dolly" well I guess if the shoe fits..................... (in the case I believe it would be better expressed "if the bra fits") wear it! Now I have a question for all the reunion attendees. Why would anyone think I'd have no memories of the fun I had Saturday night at the reunion? I woke up early Sunday morning, feeling just fine thank very much, got my bags packed, kissed mom goodbye then headed back to Columbus Oh. to return my rental car. From there it was on up to Ludington Mi. and a good nights sleep before picking up a client on Monday morning. Ya'll have been away from me tooooooooooooooooo long. I AM A PARTY ANIMAL ! LOL. Go ahead ask me anything about that Saturday night... see if my memory serves me. ( If it does, that's all the serving I'll ever get Ha! Look at me , as innocent as the driven snow! P.S. This is a warning, when time allows I plan on posting pics of my family. This is the only waring you will receive!
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Post by thelma on Jun 22, 2006 10:10:14 GMT -5
Bonnie, I mean uh…”Captain Windy” sounds great…only thing is “Ozzie” has to have flying monkeys or ruby slipper , I don’t recall any dead bats in Oz. And as far as the bean burritos go …well “Gassy Girl” doesn’t need anything as specialized at that…just any ole thing will do. You know our KME Sista’s will join our gang…..who wouldn’t want us to have there back? Kathy…aka..”Queen Pogo” with all her hours of game play, she surely has quick reflexes and mind power. Connie…aka “Tennessee Chick” well, with that cut little accent of hers, she would be able to blind side any would be foe before they knew what a wild cat they were messin’ with. Sandy…you have got to help me with her “Sista Hood” name.. but being a military wife and all….I’m sure her skills will come in handy at our first rumble "Dolly" so glad you have joined our tough girl gang, of course with "boobs" like yours, you might make some of us a little envious. Gassy Girl out ps Dolly can't wait for the pictures
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Post by thelma on Jun 22, 2006 12:06:51 GMT -5
Sheila Race, don't you want to be in the gang? ? ........Sure you do!!! ? You're either with us or agin-us..let's hear from you. Your Pal Thelma You can pick your own alias!
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Post by Barb on Jun 22, 2006 15:39:13 GMT -5
Hah you guys! I have been off line for one day and you have gone wild! ;D As for my name "OZZY" I love it.....I will fly in on my broom with my Monkeys and land on the corner and wait for you. Not sure about the leather pants.....can we get into them?? OZZY girl out
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Post by Chuck Peters on Jun 22, 2006 15:51:23 GMT -5
Hah you guys! I have been off line for one day and you have gone wild! ;D As for my name "OZZY" I love it.....I will fly in on my broom with my Monkeys and land on the corner and wait for you. Not sure about the leather pants.....can we get into them?? OZZY girl out I thought the reference was to OZZY OSBORNE.. I thought Barb was a big fan.
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Post by Barb on Jun 22, 2006 16:00:10 GMT -5
I get that all the time Chuck.....my license plate is:
I LUV OZ
I was asked that question for a while and then I put some OZ things on the car (decals ect.) and the kids I take care of call it my OZmobile....they love to ride in it.
So no I do not luv OZZy Osborne I luv Wizard of OZ....I do attend OZ fests but he doesn't come to them. ;D
OZZy Girl out
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Post by bonnieabner on Jun 22, 2006 17:59:57 GMT -5
I'm on the problem, Gassy Girl, I've got Ozzie covered, I just thought she might swing both ways on that one...just lookin' afta' my sista. Pee Pee Mama, better a horses head in your bed than a horses' patute, or a red hat in your closet...either way, you're sunk! You really dodged a bullet there, sista', but you know we got yer back. Queen Pogo can design our battle strategies, and carry a golden crowbar Tennessee Chick will need a whip to go with her new "wild cat" image Sheila, girl, we know you're lurking out there, so you'll be known as "Shadow"...you can teach us your Karate Moves... Sandy, I remember your red hair, as a kid, so how about "Rusty Gal" or the "Red Stalker"...maybe even the "Tigress" . Let your sistas' know your mind on this pretty quick, gals. Yes, Yes, Flirty, Dolly's in...Gee, have you ever heard such whinin' ?... PS Ozzy, don't worry, the leather will work...because, in this fantasy, we all look like "Cat Woman"! Grrrrrhhhhhh! Captain Windy, Over and out
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Post by etm on Jun 22, 2006 19:24:47 GMT -5
I always knew we were part of a great gang. now we have a name and everyone has a name whats our song? We need something cool.Flash em gal. I should have worn a different dress. E
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Post by caroltaylor on Jun 22, 2006 20:35:25 GMT -5
Well Eileen, I mean Flash em Gal, I thought for the reunion we could have the theme song be "Wiped out" but that doesn't fit our gang. I know Bonnie and Thelma can come up with something good! I can't even remember our names,of course it's hard to forget "pee pee mama! Captain Windy,thanks for covering my back, I saw some "Red Hat Sisters" having tea and I got really nervous,I think they were watching me,but I can rest now. Who knows, Maybe I will buy that Red Hat and do a little undercover work at the next tea party.I believe we can take'em they're all pretty old and been eating a lot of scones and clotted cream, we've got a lot more fuel with those bean burritos and chocolate cake!!
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Post by tenspeedr on Jun 23, 2006 8:30:01 GMT -5
oooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh No that is not an exclamation from Mr. Bill but me screaming out loud! I think Steve Martin said it best in the movie "THE JERK" as he shouted and jumped for joy when the new phone book arrived." I'm somebody, I'm somebody!" That's the way I feel now that I've been allowed to join the Kash Amburgy Girls. Now don't any of you ladies go to gettin jealous of my "stuff". I can always have them reduced, if that's what you want. As for Dolly, I have a question pertaining to her hubby,Carl. Question: Why does dolly's husband grow a mustache? Answer: To hide the stretch marks around his mouth! If my humor is offensive please let me know and I'll stop, but I promise I won't get any worse than that joke. seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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Post by darlenecarter on Jun 23, 2006 9:05:50 GMT -5
Steve, I'm not so much jealous of the size, but I am jealous because they are sooooo perky!
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